Remember how I said in the last post that responsible strategists do not have the luxury of presuming the Iranian regime will fall in the wake of a U.S. attack? Because Jamie Fly and Gary Schmitt are violating my directive.

This piece advocating a war against Iran with maximal objectives is beyond a trainwreck. It’s the first Wale record. It’s Donovan McNabb on the Redskins. It’s Grant Morrison’s Final Crisis.

The funny-but-actually-horrible thing here is how reminiscent Fly and Schmitt’s argument is of, say, fall 2002. You’ve seen this play run before. A few reasonable people start thinking aloud, well, OK, maybe Iraq’s WMD is threatening enough to consider war. (Yo, Matthew Kroenig, how does it feel to be Kenneth Pollack?) Seizing an opening, the hawks come to jimmy the Overton Window even further: “If the United States seriously considers military action, it would be better to plan an operation that not only strikes the nuclear program but aims to destabilize the regime, potentially resolving the Iranian nuclear crisis once and for all.” It’s like they took a 2002 op-ed agitating for the Iraq invasion and did a find-and-replace.

I mean, seriously. This is actually a line in the op-ed: “More troubling are, in the words of former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, the ‘known unknowns.’”

Enough eerie cosmetics. Fly and Schmitt’s case relies on this and this alone:

A limited strike against nuclear facilities would not lead to regime change. But a broader operation might. It would not even need to be a ground invasion aimed specifically at toppling the government. The United States would basically need to expand its list of targets beyond the nuclear program to key command and control elements of the Republican Guard and the intelligence ministry, and facilities associated with other key government officials. The goal would be to compromise severely the government’s ability to control the Iranian population. This would require an extended campaign, but since even a limited strike would take days and Iran would strike back, it would be far better to design a military operation that has a greater chance of producing a satisfactory outcome.

Of course, there is no assurance that the Iranian regime would immediately crumble under such an onslaught. But as the cost to the country of the strike and the weakness of the current regime became clear, the door would open for renewed opposition to Iran’s current rulers. It is sometimes said that a strike would lead the population to rally around the regime. In fact, given the unpopularity of the government, it seems more likely that the population would see the regime’s inability to forestall the attacks as evidence that the emperor has no clothes and is leading the country into needlessly desperate straits. If anything, Iranian nationalism and pride would stoke even more anger at the current regime.

For two dudes so apocalyptic about the consequences of a nuclear Iran, they’re absolutely sunny about the ease with which a new era of sunshine will warm southwest Asia once the American bombs drop. Let’s count the optimistic assumptions: (a) an air campaign can fatally weaken the Iranian regime; (b) a U.S. ground invasion is unnecessary to do so; (c) an “extended [bombing] campaign” is consequence-free; (d) it “seems more likely” that the Iranian people would overthrow the Iranian regime, rather than curse the American bombs that killed their relatives, neighbors and countrymen; (e) “Iranian nationalism and pride” favor the foreign bomber and not the regime that have relied on stoking that nationalism and pride since 1979 against precisely the foreigner doing the bombing; (f) whatever follows the Islamic Republic of Iran is rad. Manic depression is a frustrating mess.

Schmitt and Fly extend not a single thought for what happens the day after the Iranian regime falls. Nothing. Not one. Because as we all know, the years following April 9, 2003 in Baghdad vindicated this model of American strategymaking in every particular.

Simply put, these guys have written themselves out of the realm of responsible strategymaking. Will Mitt Romney take their phone calls?

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